Overheard: the worst date in the world

The 476 bus from Stoke Newington, Sunday afternoon"Yeah I went to sleep," the girl says"You always go to sleep. You want to get drunk more.""Hmmm. You wouldn't like me when I'm drunk. I get annoying.""Me and my friend were in a pub in West London the other day and the people sitting next to us got up and they both left half-pints behind, so we drank them, and then we went round drinking other